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“God is an experience,” an old man said as he reached for another cookie. “Not a thing or a concept. God is an event.”

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There’s also this dude with a belly that pokes out of his Harley Davidson t-shirt like a grin. One day he walked up to me and said, “First thing I do every morning is send God a knee-mail,” and I hate him for saying this because now it’s lodged in my head whenever I try to pray. Perhaps sharing it with you will help me exorcise it.