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# Normal Headlines
- URL: https://www.jamesreeves.co/normal-headlines/
- Published: 2026-08-31T16:49:05.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-31T16:49:05.000Z
- Author: James A. Reeves

I can't deal with the New York Times anymore. I want to scan for information, not wade through clickbait horseshit like "How This Will Ruin Everything" or "This Vegetable Might Kill You."  
  
So I made [this page that generates matter-of-fact headlines](https://normalheadlines.jamesreeves.co/?ref=jamesreeves.co).